![]() ![]() ![]() Jake Conway who has recently been divorced for two years, awakes one day to find his peaceful home town being invaded by a small army of American cyborgs claiming the world would be a better place if it we're run by a gigantic mother core they are planning to insert in the Earths core. The story is by far the most complex and detailed masterpiece I've ever seen in a game. But who would have thought they would set the bar so high that no upcoming game with any anticipation could possibly match it? Ride to Hell: Retribution is a genre defying masterpiece that combine all gaming elements such as third person shooting, free roaming environments, beat em' up, action adventure, rock and roll themes. At full price of course, don't even think about it.This review contains spoilers, click full review link to view.ĭeep silver has had a difficult history in making games. It will offer many laughs for a low price. In short, if you find this game on a sale for 1$ or something, it's worth picking up. The intro that abruptly cuts into a pointless turret section and then into a QTE fist fight was also very hilarious, it was like a complete and comprehensive video of what NOT to do in videogames. Most of the voiceacting and pretty much all the animations are also hilariously bad. You collect shags like Mario collects coins, and they come so suddenly and look sooooo dumb that they made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard. Pretty much every time you do a quest for any female, you will see an abrupt cut into a dryhumping scene, with zero explanation or reason for it. Those cutscenes however will make you laugh, guarranteed. The game is basically a series of cutscenes with some padding along the way. In order to enjoy it though, you need to be prepared for the fact that 99% of the gameplay is completely pointless. Does it fall in the "so bad it's good" category? In my opinion it does, and the main reason is that the controls, if you are using a pad, are "mostly" functional and it's not that painful to play, mechanically. It's like, if Steven Seagal made a motorcycle movie, only 10 times dumber. Does it fall in the "so bad it's This game just blew my mind. ![]()
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